You know you are really stressed if..
...relatives that have been dead for ages come visit and suggest that you should get some rest.
...the sun is too loud.
...trees begin chasing you.
...you can see individual air molecules vibrating.
...you can hear minds.
...you are wondering if brewing is a really necessary step in the consumption of coffee.
...you believe that if you think hard enough you can fly.
...you begin speaking in a language that only you can understand.
...you keep yelling STOP TOUCHING ME!!! even though you are the only one in the room.
...you can travel without moving.
...antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
...you have an urge to bite the noses of the ppl toy are talking to.