• Better save that. We’ll need it for autopsy.
• Someone call the janitor-we’re going to need a mop.
• Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!
• Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad dog!
• Wait a minute , if this is his spleen, then what’s that ?
● Oh no! I just lost my Rolex!
● Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
● Darn,there go the lights again…
● Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
● Could you stop that thing from beating ; it’s throwing my concentration off.
● What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change..!
● Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
● This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
● Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?
● Don’t worry,I think it’s sharp enough.
● What do you mean, “ You want a divorce”
● She’s gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
● FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!