miercuri, 29 aprilie 2009

Things you don’t want to hear during surgery.

• Better save that. We’ll need it for autopsy.

• Someone call the janitor-we’re going to need a mop.

• Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!

• Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad dog!

• Wait a minute , if this is his spleen, then what’s that ?

● Oh no! I just lost my Rolex!

● Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

● Darn,there go the lights again…

● Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

● Could you stop that thing from beating ; it’s throwing my concentration off.

● What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change..!

● Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

● This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

● Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

● Don’t worry,I think it’s sharp enough.

● What do you mean, “ You want a divorce”

● She’s gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

● FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!

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